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Bonnie and Clyde here.

...what?  I can't...?  Oh, c'mon, it's funny.

Alright, fine.

Bonnie and Jimmie here, leave one and we'll get back to you just as soon as we can.  Pending unforseen imminent destruction.

...what?  It's not like I'm serious.

[sigh]

Anyway.  Leave a note after the beep.  You know what to do.

...Unless this is Jules, in which case DON'T FUCKING CALL HERE.  Take your bullshit somewhere else.


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